Last week she told me that she liked my shoes. I mean my kicks. My year and a half old beater pair of black and red shox nz's. Wow.

This week she asked me if I was a runner. I said no, so she asked if I play sports. Still wondering what prompted the question, i told her I only played sports when I had the time, never for an organized league or team or anything like that. Then she said "You look really thin."

Wait a minute. I mumbled something I don't even remember and tried to think about what she said.

Was it "You look really thick."

No... I'm closer to thin than thick.

She continued... "Do you work out?"

So it had to be "You look really fit."

Damn i'm illiterate.