I... am... so... tired... right... now. I'm so tired I'm getting winded... just trying to breathe. If I wasn't at work right now, I'd be dreaming. About sleeping. Or about the best nap ever. One cold cloudly morning in late August my roommates had the bright idea to head to Raging Waters. On four hours sleep. Three hours later, after freezing my ass off, we found some beach chair under a cabana. Then I threw my blanket over me and straight passed out. The nap of a lifetime. An hour and a half later, the sun was out in righteous fashion. I could use a nap like that right now.

Right now...